Monday, June 7, 2010

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Monday, March 8, 2010

Creating Your Own Wrestling Belt

# 21. The Pipolitique - or How to get interesting when We is not

In Pipolitique, there is " Pipol " , a word appropriate to designate a "People" (ie people, in English). A "Pipol" is a public figure who does things or does not, this is not what we asked him to base. In summary, it becomes "Pipol" when you're on TV and it offers its public image.

In Pipolitique, there are also " Policy " . Since the coronation of our President, the privacy policies came in the light of the scandal magazines (okay, Mitterrand launched fashion, but without the knowledge of his own volition, unlike our current leaders).
policy inflates people the point of not even bother to go put a ballot in the ballot box. By cons, these same people after all common-a passion for the privacy of people without much interest political-philosophical-artistic. And it is these same people who-by media hype, come to have a civic conscience to the point of deciding the future of these " Pipol " by voting for or against them, by telephone (it is still simpler and less demanding than visiting a polling station chartered for the occasion).

Riding the wave of mass media, the dumbing Public panurgien and his interest in voyeurism , politicians have decided to put on the market for frivolous fame spreading across (print, web, television) their stories of buttocks that seem so passionate citizen who holds always able to vote for or against them.

In " Pipolitique " there is of course "Pipo " . And who better than a political celebrity mania this fabulous enchanting musical instrument?
Answer: the media, of course!

What I am about to reveal fits very precisely in this category " Pipolitique . But in order to preserve the anonymity of persons covered by these rumors, I will not mention any names.

So last Sunday, March 7, 2010, rumors were rife. "We " said a lot about the celebrities who are with us every day - like it or not.
It would appear that the third woman a big (well, there the word is certainly exaggerated) French politician would be in intensive training for the upcoming London Olympics, gymnastics discipline and jumping. Her personal coach is it a "superb" (here Again, a big word) singer of French songs and tormented self-indulgent.
It would appear that even the politician husband had flown in express direction of Thailand (which would have paid this trip, "We " wonders), to cut short his Warm-up/warm-down fissa budding gymnast part to sea with his singer-coach ...

But it would appear that the politician is not all white in the marital history to Woody Allen.
"We " said Mr. spend much time meeting with a former teacher of martial arts champion converted ( like many elite athletes ) in politics ....

Exciting, is not it? Are these somersaults sports will influence the votes of viewers hungry for gossip to fill the void in their lives (and their scholarships)?
Answer: March 21, 2010 ...

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Friday, February 26, 2010

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# 20. Cheese of Woman, It's Good, Eat-In!

Click on the muzzle of the cow to enter the official website of the show.

It that opens tomorrow in Paris the long awaited Agricultural Show. We can admire some fine specimens sheep, cattle, pigs and horses, the beautiful shiny poultry pen and all the farm animals that had plastic miniature when we were little. It may also be
explore different careers in agriculture and perhaps discover a vocation of farmer, joining a training or be recruited by a headhunter.



Le Salon de L'Agriculture will also be an opportunity to grow and discover the magical world of plants, their benefits (Thanks to them that we breathe) and their importance (5 fruits and vegetables per day, in case you forgot, this is vital). But we can
especially taste (and buy) the fruit of hard work of our artisans of the earth, and that, really worth the trip! It is no coincidence that French cuisine is considered to be the best in the world ... The agricultural knowledge, wealth and diversity of French soil and gustatory hedonism will provide satisfaction to all, even the toughest mouths.


Small towns rats, I strongly advise you to go take a look at the Porte de Versailles in Paris, you of 27 February to 7 March 2010 for a chat with the little field mice. Especially since you may be lucky and honored to see a star celebrity in the flesh that sheds light up the show by his divine presence (concert scheduled March 7) ...

Indeed, Nicolas Sarkozy will be on site and in person "Yes, Madam, to preside over the closing ceremony of" La Ferme des bumpkins. "






Traditional ment, the head of state attends the opening festivities of agriculture (see Jacques Chirac, incorrigible fan of the event). So why waive the rule?
To continue to be more discreet (its presence seems not to rouse the masses in the right direction), while remaining available to the people who suffer from many societal ills and financial?
To avoid placing both feet flat early and be lynched by the angry mob, believed to have spent one more time with the promises of the One?
To wait for the penniless peasant s ilo well exhausted his living room and he its financial difficulties have drowned in the tasting of regional products of his colleagues, and therefore that the President-the-better-pay-for-all-the-Fifth-Republic ensure a safe speech full of sincerity and compassion to the worker of the soil dry?


The opening of the exhibition of Agriculture 2010 also coincides the launch of a website that "promeuh" milk cheese woman.

"But what this story?" , you are probably thinking and you're right, it's exactly the same question I asked myself when I heard the news this morning on France Info .






It happened in southern France, near Roquebrune-sur-Argens. Women in the chest greedy gathered in a charming farmhouse in Var to conduct a community treats. The milk will be used later to make cheese which the Japanese are very fond, as Nomi said , the farmer in chief, head of the dairy project, supported by another talented woman, Metcuc .




"But what's all this about?" , will you still tell me. I invite you to discover this experience yourself tomorrow on the site of the farm cheese de femme.com .

However, one question nagging me: What wine can be served with this cheese? If someone could be kind enough to suggest names of suitable vineyards, I would greatly appreciate and my dinner tomorrow night will be a guaranteed success.




And a good appetite, of course!

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Vitamins For Hemmaroids

# 19. Patrick Balkany would it reaches mythomania?

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick ... but what about going to tell her a story naughty negro probably straight out of Wonderland?! The smell of Cuban cigars he surely rise to the head, smoking is hazardous to health (mental) ... Course that the negro would take his words at face value and make it a chapter recounting the sexual exploits of the notorious heartthrob-or not.






In his book Another truth, mine , Patrick Balkany his negro-finally-tells his reunion with the woman who was once a sex symbol that every man dreams of putting his bed in Brigitte Bardot. But Gainsbourg is not just anyone!
In November 2004, the mayor of Levallois-Perret is a flower to BB by lending his local municipality to enable it to organize the Christmas animal of its founding. During a visit to the palace (aka the mayor of Levallois) that Brigitte would have boasted to her husband to have slept with Patrick long ago.







Flashback suddenly Patrick had almost forgotten episode of his wealthy life leading man. He had just turned 18, he was as handsome as a child, strong as a man. Nobody knows how, but he accompanied the blonde eye painted at a party at Deauville in the years 1965-1966, at the time she turns "Viva Maria" with Jeanne Moreau. This would at that time that the woman created by God would have whispered in his ear: "Listen, I can not sleep if I'm not in love ..." He added warmly: "But, you know, I can fall in love three times a day ..."









Yeah, Yeah, and it is Groundhog chocolate in aluminum.










Patrick, Patrick, Patrick ... but what an idea to believe that Brigitte would let this go, see! She may be 75 years old and, as reported in his fable of 256 pages published by Michel Lafon, "a broken woman with arthritis, walking with a cane, his face weathered by too much sun" , she keeps However all his head and does not remain in contrast to the marble bust of Marianne which sits in the wedding room of the little castle Levalloisian.








Far from being sullied by a politician proclaimed in 1995 "the most honest man on earth", Brigitte Bardot denies the first time this story worthy of Christopher ROCANCOURT. But this denial did not seem to put the record straight because Patrick Balkany advantage of his passing on February 6 in the show "We're not lying" from Laurent Ruquier to confirm his talent lady-killer. But BB does not let itself apart and denied again, this time trying to to better understand: "For a politician who wants credible, respected and trusted, these despicable show his true personality. I know that I slept with and certainly not with this big redneck liar and a cad inelegance rare" . Right in the teeth! For now, Balkany remains silent ...







In any case, the more time passes, the most honest man in the land mowed 3 billion seems earn his card for the UMP (Union of Professional Liars) ...

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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# 18. But where did our omni?

Have you noticed that the name of Sarkozy is scarce in the media since Jan. 25, finally say the 26th time the reactions of journalists? This evening of 25 January, Mr. President had seen fit to hold a round table without a table to discuss issues that affect and concern all French. Eleven people were castable to participate in this debate, each of which is supposed to represent a model of what is found in the French labor force (by cons still not represent the gay community or Asian, oddly). The eminent Pernaut Jean-Pierre played the role of mediator ... is to tell you the level.

Finally, I'm scan-da-li-posed. Why? Well because I feel totally abandoned by my President, which he has interfered in my life for nearly three years to the tune of subliminal messages (Sarkozy wants, Nicolas does not want President Sarkozy went to, Sarko and Carla, Sarkozy and Obama, Nico in Berlin, Copenhagen, tamper-the-geese, Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that Jean Sarkozy made it and Dad did it, etc., etc., etc.) in the press, on TV, on radio, on the web. It does not disappear like that of a sudden without explanation!

but Not true, gosh! Wherever he went? I feel I'm losing my national identity me! And who is trying to replace and occupy the post of prime minister for real? François Fillon! Blowin that it takes for her-our president to press conferences to say everything is and the people he has things in hand and his ministers!

But I say no! Come President, not because your popularity rating is the lowest that we should make you forget time of regional elections, see. Whatever, a little breath of fresh air does not hurt from time to time.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

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# 17. Blue Monday or How They confuse us by trying to make us backwards.


Ahhhhh ... 3rd Monday of January ... Y
seems that on this day especially, you feel like an old wet dog and lonely, it's scientifically proven, and they spoke in the newspaper TV M6. It even has a name that third Monday of January: the "Blue Monday" .



Maybe it packaging, but I actually felt the effects of the equation Dr Cliff Arnall to whom we owe the theory of Blue Monday and trivialize the people has to justify a bad mood that tends to repeat itself.
Nothing better than an evening watching a movie cocoon. Just Arte broadcast "Terms of Endearment" with Shirley MacLaine and Jack Nicholson. A great time cinema ...


End Film , tears in her eyes, I zap then I fall on M6 and the beginning of the show "Chief Strikes Back" , yet another cooking show presented by ... drum rolls ... Cyril Lignac!!

There was Cyril for mission-attack against a class of schoolboys commuters in full busiest time in physical and hormonal changes ... A period not necessarily well lived harmoniously for many.

The challenge of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Mater and do work (gratos) this class who are insolent p'tits shit everybody with puberty (that is, the word is pronounced).

The purpose of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Serve a meal to 25 people (students and teachers handpicked) and above but above all, feed three mouths of ministers (and finally two minstres MP): X. Darcos - Minister of Education, R. Bachelot - Minister of Health and Sports, and Mr Barnier-MEP.



course college students are trained during 15 hours of cooking (check) with Cyril for the "big night" is perfect. And these kids, they must show that the republic has values and principles to be applied daily to be a good student to have a career and being a good citizen who eats balanced. Hmmm, that does not look like propaganda?

In this class, has back full of sebum extras are very similar to lip-dub recent UMP: the redneck whites, blacks and reubeus, big, small, thin, big, girls, boys, twins ... never wanted a disabled person and an Asian and that was almost (at least I have not scrutinized enough and the image that I missed).

short, most important thing is training. The place: the college. The class is divided into three groups that will ensure the task of realizing some of the meals served to Court of the Sun King. Cyril goes into the skin of Vatel to try to ministers with a dinner ... almost perfect. The

m essage is clear, clean, precise. Chief Lignac leads his army of sebaceous glands in the stick. The success of this mission is a life lesson for these idiots who p'tits think they know everything. Adults of the French Republic are there to straighten things a little. No, because it is at that age where we must train them to be good little soldiers who work, pay their taxes, and eat 5 fruits and vegetables per day.

method Learning is practical and straightforward. The regiment
acne follows the orders of the head (respect for hierarchy), is distributed tasks (teamwork) and puts the hands on without wasting time (management-management-efficiency-yield). The teens participate in a trial run before the evening's feast government. Guinea pigs are students, teachers and college dirlo. "Vazy too much pressure and teuhon, and then who cares vazy.

Nay! Cyril Lignac is there to dot the i The first attempt, it failed to perfect and remove disruptive elements. Because in real life, he must be strong, a perfectionist, humble, effective, obey orders, meet deadlines, get yelled at like a dog without flinching to be productive and satisfying the customer, if the boss is not happy and you're fired. All this gaff by their health. Because the work is health!

To validate the training, must pass before a prestigious jury. The big night where everything is finally arrives. Teens perform repetitions and corrected. The trainer takes a hot shot to the representatives of power. The meal goes smoothly, the guests discussed the tap, smiles and compliments are based in the hubbub of noises of chewing and cutlery. It is almost like the cantoche!

A good meal always ends with a good dessert made with love and passion. Yes, because he does not forget the pretty end speech sprinkled with good feelings, which aims to reward the hard work of workers and small wax-pumps by the way-high officials of the state is so generous.

The show ends with a sweet touch to get the bitter taste of stale dish with herbs Gaullists.




It is high time to shut TV ...

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Monday, January 11, 2010

What Is The Property Of Flowing Very Quickly

# 16. Why the "No Pants Subway Ride" can not walk in a city like Paris?

The "No Pants Subway Ride" is an event launched in 2002 in New York by the association Improv Everywhere . Over the past 8 years, the phenomenon has been adopted by several cities in the world, from Buenos Aires to Zurich via Adelaide. Look

that of 2009, here.

And why not Paris? Because there's too cold in January and with ½ inch of snow, nothing works properly? I do not think the climate is tropical in NYC this time of year ...

Then, perhaps because the Parisians are not funky enough to participate in this type of event ? I do not believe Paris is still renowned for its artistic richness and openness of mind, right?

But when it comes to the Paris metro, there is another story. Parisian by birth, I can tell you that the metro is a pretty hostile environment , especially when one is a woman. How many times have I taken aggressive thoughts, lustful looks and how bad I been launched as the men-and women-only because I chose to wear a skirt. How many wandering hands were laid on my back? All that I do over, because I would not be ultimately.

I also, thankfully, received compliments but so little compared to the number of sentences or phrases hateful and demeaning ... thing that I don ' I never felt in large cities, known as even-more-dangerous than Paris, like New York or London where people are free to dress as they like, where women can carry around in a swimsuit by - 10 ° without it offends many people (or yes, it shocks them, but they do not focus on it and will not go verbally or physically assaulted, the person who pollutes their idea of morality).

So imagine men and women who remove the down time of a journey through the Paris Metro? There would obviously amused reactions, others shocked, but there were a great many insults and rude gestures. After, just trying to see what happens. The Parisians would they have the nerve to do it and they exceed the conformism and the dictatorship of look that seems to reign in Paris: Watch just in the streets, looks are certainly different (according to criteria of socio-professional class and age), but they all look alike in the end. The favorite color of Paris Is not black and its variants?

Who has ever heard: "Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, the problem is the Parisians? "

Gloom and aggression that prevail in the Paris metro would not welcome an event as ever pacifist and provocative as" No Pants Subway Ride "is unfortunate, but it is also in Paris.

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

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# 15. Happy New Year, Good Health, and everything you're supposed to like to everyone with politeness

I know it's been over a month since I posted anything on Cancan! and it sucks.

I'll get back, that's a good resolution for 2010. However, I have been busy during the month of December almost nonexistent on Cancan!

Want to check out the articles I have written for the blog of a famous dating site? Go ahead, please (the tone is slightly different).

And feel free to comment, the exchanges are the richness of communication!

Happy New Year!

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