Monday, January 18, 2010

Basketball Stat Sheets

# 17. Blue Monday or How They confuse us by trying to make us backwards.


Ahhhhh ... 3rd Monday of January ... Y
seems that on this day especially, you feel like an old wet dog and lonely, it's scientifically proven, and they spoke in the newspaper TV M6. It even has a name that third Monday of January: the "Blue Monday" .



Maybe it packaging, but I actually felt the effects of the equation Dr Cliff Arnall to whom we owe the theory of Blue Monday and trivialize the people has to justify a bad mood that tends to repeat itself.
Nothing better than an evening watching a movie cocoon. Just Arte broadcast "Terms of Endearment" with Shirley MacLaine and Jack Nicholson. A great time cinema ...


End Film , tears in her eyes, I zap then I fall on M6 and the beginning of the show "Chief Strikes Back" , yet another cooking show presented by ... drum rolls ... Cyril Lignac!!

There was Cyril for mission-attack against a class of schoolboys commuters in full busiest time in physical and hormonal changes ... A period not necessarily well lived harmoniously for many.

The challenge of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Mater and do work (gratos) this class who are insolent p'tits shit everybody with puberty (that is, the word is pronounced).

The purpose of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Serve a meal to 25 people (students and teachers handpicked) and above but above all, feed three mouths of ministers (and finally two minstres MP): X. Darcos - Minister of Education, R. Bachelot - Minister of Health and Sports, and Mr Barnier-MEP.



course college students are trained during 15 hours of cooking (check) with Cyril for the "big night" is perfect. And these kids, they must show that the republic has values and principles to be applied daily to be a good student to have a career and being a good citizen who eats balanced. Hmmm, that does not look like propaganda?

In this class, has back full of sebum extras are very similar to lip-dub recent UMP: the redneck whites, blacks and reubeus, big, small, thin, big, girls, boys, twins ... never wanted a disabled person and an Asian and that was almost (at least I have not scrutinized enough and the image that I missed).

short, most important thing is training. The place: the college. The class is divided into three groups that will ensure the task of realizing some of the meals served to Court of the Sun King. Cyril goes into the skin of Vatel to try to ministers with a dinner ... almost perfect. The

m essage is clear, clean, precise. Chief Lignac leads his army of sebaceous glands in the stick. The success of this mission is a life lesson for these idiots who p'tits think they know everything. Adults of the French Republic are there to straighten things a little. No, because it is at that age where we must train them to be good little soldiers who work, pay their taxes, and eat 5 fruits and vegetables per day.

method Learning is practical and straightforward. The regiment
acne follows the orders of the head (respect for hierarchy), is distributed tasks (teamwork) and puts the hands on without wasting time (management-management-efficiency-yield). The teens participate in a trial run before the evening's feast government. Guinea pigs are students, teachers and college dirlo. "Vazy too much pressure and teuhon, and then who cares vazy.

Nay! Cyril Lignac is there to dot the i The first attempt, it failed to perfect and remove disruptive elements. Because in real life, he must be strong, a perfectionist, humble, effective, obey orders, meet deadlines, get yelled at like a dog without flinching to be productive and satisfying the customer, if the boss is not happy and you're fired. All this gaff by their health. Because the work is health!

To validate the training, must pass before a prestigious jury. The big night where everything is finally arrives. Teens perform repetitions and corrected. The trainer takes a hot shot to the representatives of power. The meal goes smoothly, the guests discussed the tap, smiles and compliments are based in the hubbub of noises of chewing and cutlery. It is almost like the cantoche!

A good meal always ends with a good dessert made with love and passion. Yes, because he does not forget the pretty end speech sprinkled with good feelings, which aims to reward the hard work of workers and small wax-pumps by the way-high officials of the state is so generous.

The show ends with a sweet touch to get the bitter taste of stale dish with herbs Gaullists.




It is high time to shut TV ...

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Monday, January 11, 2010

What Is The Property Of Flowing Very Quickly

# 16. Why the "No Pants Subway Ride" can not walk in a city like Paris?

The "No Pants Subway Ride" is an event launched in 2002 in New York by the association Improv Everywhere . Over the past 8 years, the phenomenon has been adopted by several cities in the world, from Buenos Aires to Zurich via Adelaide. Look

that of 2009, here.

And why not Paris? Because there's too cold in January and with ½ inch of snow, nothing works properly? I do not think the climate is tropical in NYC this time of year ...

Then, perhaps because the Parisians are not funky enough to participate in this type of event ? I do not believe Paris is still renowned for its artistic richness and openness of mind, right?

But when it comes to the Paris metro, there is another story. Parisian by birth, I can tell you that the metro is a pretty hostile environment , especially when one is a woman. How many times have I taken aggressive thoughts, lustful looks and how bad I been launched as the men-and women-only because I chose to wear a skirt. How many wandering hands were laid on my back? All that I do over, because I would not be ultimately.

I also, thankfully, received compliments but so little compared to the number of sentences or phrases hateful and demeaning ... thing that I don ' I never felt in large cities, known as even-more-dangerous than Paris, like New York or London where people are free to dress as they like, where women can carry around in a swimsuit by - 10 ° without it offends many people (or yes, it shocks them, but they do not focus on it and will not go verbally or physically assaulted, the person who pollutes their idea of morality).

So imagine men and women who remove the down time of a journey through the Paris Metro? There would obviously amused reactions, others shocked, but there were a great many insults and rude gestures. After, just trying to see what happens. The Parisians would they have the nerve to do it and they exceed the conformism and the dictatorship of look that seems to reign in Paris: Watch just in the streets, looks are certainly different (according to criteria of socio-professional class and age), but they all look alike in the end. The favorite color of Paris Is not black and its variants?

Who has ever heard: "Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, the problem is the Parisians? "

Gloom and aggression that prevail in the Paris metro would not welcome an event as ever pacifist and provocative as" No Pants Subway Ride "is unfortunate, but it is also in Paris.

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Ice Skates For Men Size 15

# 15. Happy New Year, Good Health, and everything you're supposed to like to everyone with politeness

I know it's been over a month since I posted anything on Cancan! and it sucks.

I'll get back, that's a good resolution for 2010. However, I have been busy during the month of December almost nonexistent on Cancan!

Want to check out the articles I have written for the blog of a famous dating site? Go ahead, please (the tone is slightly different).

And feel free to comment, the exchanges are the richness of communication!

Happy New Year!

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