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# 19. Patrick Balkany would it reaches mythomania?

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick ... but what about going to tell her a story naughty negro probably straight out of Wonderland?! The smell of Cuban cigars he surely rise to the head, smoking is hazardous to health (mental) ... Course that the negro would take his words at face value and make it a chapter recounting the sexual exploits of the notorious heartthrob-or not.






In his book Another truth, mine , Patrick Balkany his negro-finally-tells his reunion with the woman who was once a sex symbol that every man dreams of putting his bed in Brigitte Bardot. But Gainsbourg is not just anyone!
In November 2004, the mayor of Levallois-Perret is a flower to BB by lending his local municipality to enable it to organize the Christmas animal of its founding. During a visit to the palace (aka the mayor of Levallois) that Brigitte would have boasted to her husband to have slept with Patrick long ago.







Flashback suddenly Patrick had almost forgotten episode of his wealthy life leading man. He had just turned 18, he was as handsome as a child, strong as a man. Nobody knows how, but he accompanied the blonde eye painted at a party at Deauville in the years 1965-1966, at the time she turns "Viva Maria" with Jeanne Moreau. This would at that time that the woman created by God would have whispered in his ear: "Listen, I can not sleep if I'm not in love ..." He added warmly: "But, you know, I can fall in love three times a day ..."

Yeah, Yeah, and it is Groundhog chocolate in aluminum.

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick ... but what an idea to believe that Brigitte would let this go, see! She may be 75 years old and, as reported in his fable of 256 pages published by Michel Lafon, "a broken woman with arthritis, walking with a cane, his face weathered by too much sun" , she keeps However all his head and does not remain in contrast to the marble bust of Marianne which sits in the wedding room of the little castle Levalloisian.








Far from being sullied by a politician proclaimed in 1995 "the most honest man on earth", Brigitte Bardot denies the first time this story worthy of Christopher ROCANCOURT. But this denial did not seem to put the record straight because Patrick Balkany advantage of his passing on February 6 in the show "We're not lying" from Laurent Ruquier to confirm his talent lady-killer. But BB does not let itself apart and denied again, this time trying to to better understand: "For a politician who wants credible, respected and trusted, these despicable show his true personality. I know that I slept with and certainly not with this big redneck liar and a cad inelegance rare" . Right in the teeth! For now, Balkany remains silent ...







In any case, the more time passes, the most honest man in the land mowed 3 billion seems earn his card for the UMP (Union of Professional Liars) ...

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# 18. But where did our omni?

Have you noticed that the name of Sarkozy is scarce in the media since Jan. 25, finally say the 26th time the reactions of journalists? This evening of 25 January, Mr. President had seen fit to hold a round table without a table to discuss issues that affect and concern all French. Eleven people were castable to participate in this debate, each of which is supposed to represent a model of what is found in the French labor force (by cons still not represent the gay community or Asian, oddly). The eminent Pernaut Jean-Pierre played the role of mediator ... is to tell you the level.

Finally, I'm scan-da-li-posed. Why? Well because I feel totally abandoned by my President, which he has interfered in my life for nearly three years to the tune of subliminal messages (Sarkozy wants, Nicolas does not want President Sarkozy went to, Sarko and Carla, Sarkozy and Obama, Nico in Berlin, Copenhagen, tamper-the-geese, Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that Jean Sarkozy made it and Dad did it, etc., etc., etc.) in the press, on TV, on radio, on the web. It does not disappear like that of a sudden without explanation!

but Not true, gosh! Wherever he went? I feel I'm losing my national identity me! And who is trying to replace and occupy the post of prime minister for real? François Fillon! Blowin that it takes for her-our president to press conferences to say everything is and the people he has things in hand and his ministers!

But I say no! Come President, not because your popularity rating is the lowest that we should make you forget time of regional elections, see. Whatever, a little breath of fresh air does not hurt from time to time.

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# 17. Blue Monday or How They confuse us by trying to make us backwards.

Ahhhhh ... 3rd Monday of January ... Y seems that on this day especially, you feel like an old wet dog and lonely, it's scientifically proven, and they spoke in the newspaper TV M6. It even has a name that third Monday of January: the "Blue Monday" .



Maybe it packaging, but I actually felt the effects of the equation Dr Cliff Arnall to whom we owe the theory of Blue Monday and trivialize the people has to justify a bad mood that tends to repeat itself.
Nothing better than an evening watching a movie cocoon. Just Arte broadcast "Terms of Endearment" with Shirley MacLaine and Jack Nicholson. A great time cinema ...


End Film , tears in her eyes, I zap then I fall on M6 and the beginning of the show "Chief Strikes Back" , yet another cooking show presented by ... drum rolls ... Cyril Lignac!!

There was Cyril for mission-attack against a class of schoolboys commuters in full busiest time in physical and hormonal changes ... A period not necessarily well lived harmoniously for many.

The challenge of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Mater and do work (gratos) this class who are insolent p'tits shit everybody with puberty (that is, the word is pronounced).

The purpose of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Serve a meal to 25 people (students and teachers handpicked) and above but above all, feed three mouths of ministers (and finally two minstres MP): X. Darcos - Minister of Education, R. Bachelot - Minister of Health and Sports, and Mr Barnier-MEP.

course college students are trained during 15 hours of cooking (check) with Cyril for the "big night" is perfect. And these kids, they must show that the republic has values and principles to be applied daily to be a good student to have a career and being a good citizen who eats balanced. Hmmm, that does not look like propaganda?

In this class, has back full of sebum extras are very similar to lip-dub recent UMP: the redneck whites, blacks and reubeus, big, small, thin, big, girls, boys, twins ... never wanted a disabled person and an Asian and that was almost (at least I have not scrutinized enough and the image that I missed).

short, most important thing is training. The place: the college. The class is divided into three groups that will ensure the task of realizing some of the meals served to Court of the Sun King. Cyril goes into the skin of Vatel to try to ministers with a dinner ... almost perfect. The

m essage is clear, clean, precise. Chief Lignac leads his army of sebaceous glands in the stick. The success of this mission is a life lesson for these idiots who p'tits think they know everything. Adults of the French Republic are there to straighten things a little. No, because it is at that age where we must train them to be good little soldiers who work, pay their taxes, and eat 5 fruits and vegetables per day.

method Learning is practical and straightforward. The regiment acne follows the orders of the head (respect for hierarchy), is distributed tasks (teamwork) and puts the hands on without wasting time (management-management-efficiency-yield). The teens participate in a trial run before the evening's feast government. Guinea pigs are students, teachers and college dirlo. "Vazy too much pressure and teuhon, and then who cares vazy.

Nay! Cyril Lignac is there to dot the i The first attempt, it failed to perfect and remove disruptive elements. Because in real life, he must be strong, a perfectionist, humble, effective, obey orders, meet deadlines, get yelled at like a dog without flinching to be productive and satisfying the customer, if the boss is not happy and you're fired. All this gaff by their health. Because the work is health!

To validate the training, must pass before a prestigious jury. The big night where everything is finally arrives. Teens perform repetitions and corrected. The trainer takes a hot shot to the representatives of power. The meal goes smoothly, the guests discussed the tap, smiles and compliments are based in the hubbub of noises of chewing and cutlery. It is almost like the cantoche!

A good meal always ends with a good dessert made with love and passion. Yes, because he does not forget the pretty end speech sprinkled with good feelings, which aims to reward the hard work of workers and small wax-pumps by the way-high officials of the state is so generous.

The show ends with a sweet touch to get the bitter taste of stale dish with herbs Gaullists.




It is high time to shut TV ...

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