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# 24. Single, The Statute Of Shame

What is "single " exactly? Come ask
Webster what he thinks of that word ...

single is a noun or an adjective that means a person who lives in celibacy. As an example, cites Bebert " habits singles" (Queneau) for use as an adjective, or closer to the definition of single names "daughter" and "boy". He quotes again a great French writer (or GAF), Anatole France: "refined selfishness of an old bachelor" . And do not forget to mention expressions commonly is employed as a confirmed bachelor , single in cohabitation or affixing single mother or the familiar use of single word: "I travel in single", ie without spouse.

Okay, okay, so what's the celibacy if a single person living in celibacy?
Hop, it rejects a look in the box that has Bebert shit to write and that is often neglected in favor of the bible web of knowledge, Wikipedia (which is not accredited by the French Academy, I want to say, So it matters not when we play Scrabble).

Celibacy is a masculine noun, so far so good. PR has two definitions:
1. State of a person of marriageable age and who is not, never has been. Rob
'we then refer to the definition of single and gives us examples of the use of this word: Living in the unmarried t ecclesiastical celibacy which is the consequence of the vow of chastity. He does not forget to quote GAF as Rousseau: "Man is not made for celibacy." Basically, not for not fulfilling his desires Sex.
2. Chastity period of chastity in marriage (not even the first Saturday of the month, editor's note). Quote from great French author: "The Druid prophetess was forced to do long singleness." (Michelet), and therefore its opposite: marriage.

Nowadays, it has diverted the real definition of single and is associated with a person who does not live with a partner, or who simply does not have a boyfriend / girlfriend with whom there is a possibility of exchange of bodily fluids.

Moreover, on a site that discusses the French language, Monkey003 very surprised to know that single does not necessarily mean a shortage of love and sex:

Hello,

I am surprised to find in the dictionary definition for the single "person who has never been married." However, people living being a couple but not married are they considered to be unmarried? We used single to say that someone is alone. If now I have a girlfriend and I was 14, I am no longer "single". How are we to understand this word? Couples living without being married are they single? Thank you for helping me.

Uh, how do you say Monkey003, are you afraid of that ugly word? Is the greatest of evils, your privacy would state of a person of marriageable age and who is not, never has been ? Do not worry, it's not a bad thing because many people who have the status "Married (e)" regret that the "single " they will never have because after they have a choice between " divorced (e) " or " widowed " which are not necessarily dream of association with either.

In France, when you meet people, we kiss and slap it appears giving the information needed to identify: Marital status and employment status. Marital status includes marital status and so sexual.
When we say "I'm single " People look at you with a desolate air, as if being single was something sad (solitude) and shame (onanism required). Then after a brief discussion, we will always hear the question that kills: "So how is it that you're single ?????"

one is a really dumb question to which I see only one possible answer: "And you, how is it that you're not single. "I mean, what they insinuate with this sudden intrusion into your privacy?
And they do not realize that this question of social chat is full of innuendo :
- innuendo supposedly flattering. You have it all, a job, friends, a pleasant physical, it is difficult to understand why you're alone (e).
- the implied suspicious. There's something wrong then he / she must be gay, otherwise it is not possible (because we all know, all homosexuals are alone and all singles are not ugly homo ).
- sexist innuendo. When we single women, it seems impossible for these curious people (men or women) to design a woman can live alone without help from someone else, a man and a priori.

- innuendo moved. Basically, how do you not to kiss? And people there without really knowing it, take the word "unmarried" under ecclesiastical vow of chastity ...

The single is often perceived as a strange being on the edge of marginality.
In our society, the goal that every being has to have in life is to settle down and make kids, especially when you're a woman, men are more able to cope with the status of teuhon. If a woman does not follow the normal path of evolution and does not necessarily this primary purpose in life, people say they are dealing with a big selfish and individualistic feminist spinster who eventually embittered, surrounded by cats.

Shame serious being single.

normality in our society is to live as a couple. Happiness is secondary.
is what you see when you type the word "unmarried" on google, it falls exclusively on dating sites that promise the lonely find love on catalog and customized according to scientific studies using mathematical tools for compatibility, with a financial course.
It also falls on travel agents labeled "for unmarried", these people who are tired of being surrounded by couples who want to have fun and hang out with people with the same social syndrome.

TV program are also invaded by the single market in search of life partner and its integration into the society of consumption. All "Loft Story", "Operation Seduction", "Who wants to marry my son" and other "Love is in the meadow "exploiting people's fascination for these people who live alone.

Last night I notched a show I'd never seen before:" Love in the menu on Direct 8. C ' is a mix of "Roundabout Turn (search for Love) and" Dinner almost perfect "(good food), the level is too low, it is a treat.

J ' I was astounded by the single candidate, Delphine, who is one of those women who have it all (after all is relative, let's be clear) and is still single. In her portrait, she meets the famous killer question. Listen carefully to his response:

This charming air hostess who has a brain (but still slightly altered by fading abuse) had a choice between several guys. She wants a beautiful ring that shines and children. She wants to be happy, period.

His suitors:
Julien 34, a truck driver. Super nice, attentive, she had a good laugh with him, she feels well, he must full of great things in his life, he offers her a rose at the dinner and she is not indifferent ... but it is good road, and it does not meet his physical criteria.
Karl 35, steward. The nice kid. And it stops there, he was not looking well was, but it's not what we asked. Delphine is in love with its ultra brite smile, but is well aware that this man, he flits serious.
Anthony 36 years, computer. It has the same profile of the computer (glasses, not shed, not very beautiful, and completely geek used to being single). There is direct Squizz.
David, 27, animator for children. The guy fun, beautiful and sparkling. But a little gay anyway.
Jean-Paul 36 years, accounting framework. Her passion is aviation, for a flight attendant is pretty good fall, but what a hostess wants to spend his free time in an airplane? And then there is bo po.

Initially, Delphine Julien should choose .... Well no, she chose Carl. Because it's better to be deceived a woman on the arm of Brad Pitt blossomed in a single arm (or not) Ride Marcel.

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# 23. Make Channel, It's a Profession

When you live in a big city, namely Paris, people tend to see the same people the same hours in the same neighborhoods and on the same subway lines.
These are anonymous who are part of our everyday landscape.



The people we come across most often are those that one is forced out by their marks: there is the framework that will spring pressed his place in the subway for anything, Secretary peroxidized ago that forced the vanilla scent signed Yves Rocher, there is the crazy grandma who Pépette walks in a stroller, there is Gege cloth which has always worn the same mac and there's the homeless that makes the round in Street or in the Metro trains.

The homeless are unfortunately the most ignored because their condition frightened terribly good worker who has a roof, a family and a bank account more or less completed. Subconsciously, the sight of homeless acts like the sword of Damocles: anyone can find themselves in this precarious situation, after all, is the reality of our society.


Some homeless are forced to wander all day or all night. There are those who try to forget, others and themselves, and there are those who seek to help. It is the latter that I want to talk, and especially those who abuse the generosity and empathy for people who do not know that much.

Of all the people in need that I could pass him, some have apparently he made the round of trades. It is clear that these "professional beggars" do not care about the mouth of the people to extort a few dollars and I want to denounce these practices are to touch the heart of the way for him to open his wallet.

In the metro

Ah! The Paris Metro! Top place of joy and well-being is now the most profitable for the beggar careerist. You must have a voice that carries and catching a good speech, timed his lap time in the car knowing that the next station is 1mn20s and must pass through the ranks during this period. It is not given to everyone and competition is fierce; from one station to another, the beggar may be pipped at the post by a more talented and persuasive.

There are different profiles for HP plotters, for example:

- musician. Not sponsored by RATP repressed because the cast, he tries to coax her dear public has asked nothing in his creaking Fiddler on a vague air of Edith Piaf. A few months later unsuccessful, it is found in any other situation that evoked during his first lyrical essay. He dropped the violin and is now a young widower grieving (see below).

- The religious. It invokes God and the Christian conscience of the traveler, reminding him that it is his duty to give less well off. This speech seems to work well because I found that people gave much more readily to a man of faith who will certainly take care of his liver when the workday ended rail.

- The vi ctime assault. Regardless of the number of months and subway trains visited since her attack that happened yesterday, it always fail to pay 13 euros for a ticket back to his native countryside.

- The widower / widow with dependent children. Much more often are women than men elsewhere. Newly bereaved, his speech is his story. Her husband just passed away and left penniless with five mouths to feed. The next day, the recrosses and a child has suddenly left the family. Or all children respond to the call, but the little 5 year old suddenly younger than 3 years. And the mother seems menopausal ages ago. But as the religious, the widow moves and wins the jackpot.

the street

The deception in the street is far more restrictive than in the subway. Indeed, the subway is a sheltered area requiring mobility foolproof. Moreover, it is much easier to impose an impostor speech to passengers trapped in a train than on the street who is constantly moving and requires the beggar to remain in a static and silent, whatever the weather . Here, everything is played on appearance and must rush the passer noticed the unhappy fate broken for him to help.

However, although the street is not the best place to try to bribe the pedestrian, I still unmasked needy liars who use subterfuge to extort public funds:

- Technique the small pet: people who have a heart like a logical animals. And it is by exploiting some animals fill pockets. One woman recently established residence in a corner of busy street near the Gare Saint Lazare. It is installed on his suitcase and wrapped in three layers of woollens to keep warm. She holds in her arms her little companion, a black cat that looks as miserable as she. It has no sign but it seems really in need. One imagines it was expelled with her and she has everything she has: this small suitcase and her cat. A small cup is placed on the floor and some pieces have been submitted by generous passers-by.
The next day, I meet again this poor woman and her cat. But something seems different from the previous day. I do not know but it bothers me. I go my way when I realize the black cat was passed to the bleach. He turned white as snow! Well gosh! And since then, she continues her discreet little exchange of cats. Sometimes I see the black cat and the white cat and so on. Odd for a person on the street.
Note that this technique is also used subliminal barter with children ...

- The technique of old age: see someone in need and homeless is always difficult to swallow, especially when that person is. Also in this same neighborhood teeming with people I had earlier noticed an old lady on her own and not really Air overwhelmed by poverty, to beg standing against a wall and holding in his hand a placard on which she had marked: "I have 77 years and I'm in the streets. Help me."
Then the next day, same-old woman, in different clothes from the previous day, same place, with a sign different from the previous day. This time it was written: "I have 84 years and I'm in the streets. Help me." Go on the granny, it lacks more than a cat and a dog drugged and installed in a mini bed and retirement is assured! Not only has she thought people never passed on the same street but more often it was not at his post. Was only between 10h and 13h we could see ... Maybe a former employee of La Poste, who knows?


When we no longer see these people who had been accustomed to cross, our landscape is disturbed, our habits are turned upside down and our heart is hoped that these people, were they truly in need, have finally found the way out ...

But how to differentiate honest people in their misery impostors who profit from the goodness of people to supplement their monthly difficult? And how do you know if the penny given will be spent as we had imagined (to pay for the hotel room, provide a meal for their child, or feed Pépette Pompon, buy their return ticket to their family ...)?

I do not know whether begging can solve the problems of poverty. By cons, if the money was instead offered the beggar gave associations committed to helping financially, morally and socially needy people, there might be a little less of those impostors in the streets and in subways. On yer good heart!

I wish everyone a happy new year 2011 and that you will never know the misery.

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# 21. The Pipolitique - or How to get interesting when We is not

In Pipolitique, there is " Pipol " , a word appropriate to designate a "People" (ie people, in English). A "Pipol" is a public figure who does things or does not, this is not what we asked him to base. In summary, it becomes "Pipol" when you're on TV and it offers its public image.

In Pipolitique, there are also " Policy " . Since the coronation of our President, the privacy policies came in the light of the scandal magazines (okay, Mitterrand launched fashion, but without the knowledge of his own volition, unlike our current leaders).
policy inflates people the point of not even bother to go put a ballot in the ballot box. By cons, these same people after all common-a passion for the privacy of people without much interest political-philosophical-artistic. And it is these same people who-by media hype, come to have a civic conscience to the point of deciding the future of these " Pipol " by voting for or against them, by telephone (it is still simpler and less demanding than visiting a polling station chartered for the occasion).

Riding the wave of mass media, the dumbing Public panurgien and his interest in voyeurism , politicians have decided to put on the market for frivolous fame spreading across (print, web, television) their stories of buttocks that seem so passionate citizen who holds always able to vote for or against them.

In " Pipolitique " there is of course "Pipo " . And who better than a political celebrity mania this fabulous enchanting musical instrument?
Answer: the media, of course!

What I am about to reveal fits very precisely in this category " Pipolitique . But in order to preserve the anonymity of persons covered by these rumors, I will not mention any names.

So last Sunday, March 7, 2010, rumors were rife. "We " said a lot about the celebrities who are with us every day - like it or not.
It would appear that the third woman a big (well, there the word is certainly exaggerated) French politician would be in intensive training for the upcoming London Olympics, gymnastics discipline and jumping. Her personal coach is it a "superb" (here Again, a big word) singer of French songs and tormented self-indulgent.
It would appear that even the politician husband had flown in express direction of Thailand (which would have paid this trip, "We " wonders), to cut short his Warm-up/warm-down fissa budding gymnast part to sea with his singer-coach ...

But it would appear that the politician is not all white in the marital history to Woody Allen.
"We " said Mr. spend much time meeting with a former teacher of martial arts champion converted ( like many elite athletes ) in politics ....

Exciting, is not it? Are these somersaults sports will influence the votes of viewers hungry for gossip to fill the void in their lives (and their scholarships)?
Answer: March 21, 2010 ...

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# 20. Cheese of Woman, It's Good, Eat-In!

Click on the muzzle of the cow to enter the official website of the show.

It that opens tomorrow in Paris the long awaited Agricultural Show. We can admire some fine specimens sheep, cattle, pigs and horses, the beautiful shiny poultry pen and all the farm animals that had plastic miniature when we were little. It may also be
explore different careers in agriculture and perhaps discover a vocation of farmer, joining a training or be recruited by a headhunter.

Le Salon de L'Agriculture will also be an opportunity to grow and discover the magical world of plants, their benefits (Thanks to them that we breathe) and their importance (5 fruits and vegetables per day, in case you forgot, this is vital). But we can
especially taste (and buy) the fruit of hard work of our artisans of the earth, and that, really worth the trip! It is no coincidence that French cuisine is considered to be the best in the world ... The agricultural knowledge, wealth and diversity of French soil and gustatory hedonism will provide satisfaction to all, even the toughest mouths.

Small towns rats, I strongly advise you to go take a look at the Porte de Versailles in Paris, you of 27 February to 7 March 2010 for a chat with the little field mice. Especially since you may be lucky and honored to see a star celebrity in the flesh that sheds light up the show by his divine presence (concert scheduled March 7) ...

Indeed, Nicolas Sarkozy will be on site and in person "Yes, Madam, to preside over the closing ceremony of" La Ferme des bumpkins. "

Traditional ment, the head of state attends the opening festivities of agriculture (see Jacques Chirac, incorrigible fan of the event). So why waive the rule?
To continue to be more discreet (its presence seems not to rouse the masses in the right direction), while remaining available to the people who suffer from many societal ills and financial?
To avoid placing both feet flat early and be lynched by the angry mob, believed to have spent one more time with the promises of the One?
To wait for the penniless peasant s ilo well exhausted his living room and he its financial difficulties have drowned in the tasting of regional products of his colleagues, and therefore that the President-the-better-pay-for-all-the-Fifth-Republic ensure a safe speech full of sincerity and compassion to the worker of the soil dry?

The opening of the exhibition of Agriculture 2010 also coincides the launch of a website that "promeuh" milk cheese woman.

"But what this story?" , you are probably thinking and you're right, it's exactly the same question I asked myself when I heard the news this morning on France Info .

It happened in southern France, near Roquebrune-sur-Argens. Women in the chest greedy gathered in a charming farmhouse in Var to conduct a community treats. The milk will be used later to make cheese which the Japanese are very fond, as Nomi said , the farmer in chief, head of the dairy project, supported by another talented woman, Metcuc .

"But what's all this about?" , will you still tell me. I invite you to discover this experience yourself tomorrow on the site of the farm cheese de femme.com .

However, one question nagging me: What wine can be served with this cheese? If someone could be kind enough to suggest names of suitable vineyards, I would greatly appreciate and my dinner tomorrow night will be a guaranteed success.

And a good appetite, of course!

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# 19. Patrick Balkany would it reaches mythomania?

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick ... but what about going to tell her a story naughty negro probably straight out of Wonderland?! The smell of Cuban cigars he surely rise to the head, smoking is hazardous to health (mental) ... Course that the negro would take his words at face value and make it a chapter recounting the sexual exploits of the notorious heartthrob-or not.






In his book Another truth, mine , Patrick Balkany his negro-finally-tells his reunion with the woman who was once a sex symbol that every man dreams of putting his bed in Brigitte Bardot. But Gainsbourg is not just anyone!
In November 2004, the mayor of Levallois-Perret is a flower to BB by lending his local municipality to enable it to organize the Christmas animal of its founding. During a visit to the palace (aka the mayor of Levallois) that Brigitte would have boasted to her husband to have slept with Patrick long ago.







Flashback suddenly Patrick had almost forgotten episode of his wealthy life leading man. He had just turned 18, he was as handsome as a child, strong as a man. Nobody knows how, but he accompanied the blonde eye painted at a party at Deauville in the years 1965-1966, at the time she turns "Viva Maria" with Jeanne Moreau. This would at that time that the woman created by God would have whispered in his ear: "Listen, I can not sleep if I'm not in love ..." He added warmly: "But, you know, I can fall in love three times a day ..."

Yeah, Yeah, and it is Groundhog chocolate in aluminum.

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick ... but what an idea to believe that Brigitte would let this go, see! She may be 75 years old and, as reported in his fable of 256 pages published by Michel Lafon, "a broken woman with arthritis, walking with a cane, his face weathered by too much sun" , she keeps However all his head and does not remain in contrast to the marble bust of Marianne which sits in the wedding room of the little castle Levalloisian.








Far from being sullied by a politician proclaimed in 1995 "the most honest man on earth", Brigitte Bardot denies the first time this story worthy of Christopher ROCANCOURT. But this denial did not seem to put the record straight because Patrick Balkany advantage of his passing on February 6 in the show "We're not lying" from Laurent Ruquier to confirm his talent lady-killer. But BB does not let itself apart and denied again, this time trying to to better understand: "For a politician who wants credible, respected and trusted, these despicable show his true personality. I know that I slept with and certainly not with this big redneck liar and a cad inelegance rare" . Right in the teeth! For now, Balkany remains silent ...







In any case, the more time passes, the most honest man in the land mowed 3 billion seems earn his card for the UMP (Union of Professional Liars) ...

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# 18. But where did our omni?

Have you noticed that the name of Sarkozy is scarce in the media since Jan. 25, finally say the 26th time the reactions of journalists? This evening of 25 January, Mr. President had seen fit to hold a round table without a table to discuss issues that affect and concern all French. Eleven people were castable to participate in this debate, each of which is supposed to represent a model of what is found in the French labor force (by cons still not represent the gay community or Asian, oddly). The eminent Pernaut Jean-Pierre played the role of mediator ... is to tell you the level.

Finally, I'm scan-da-li-posed. Why? Well because I feel totally abandoned by my President, which he has interfered in my life for nearly three years to the tune of subliminal messages (Sarkozy wants, Nicolas does not want President Sarkozy went to, Sarko and Carla, Sarkozy and Obama, Nico in Berlin, Copenhagen, tamper-the-geese, Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that Jean Sarkozy made it and Dad did it, etc., etc., etc.) in the press, on TV, on radio, on the web. It does not disappear like that of a sudden without explanation!

but Not true, gosh! Wherever he went? I feel I'm losing my national identity me! And who is trying to replace and occupy the post of prime minister for real? François Fillon! Blowin that it takes for her-our president to press conferences to say everything is and the people he has things in hand and his ministers!

But I say no! Come President, not because your popularity rating is the lowest that we should make you forget time of regional elections, see. Whatever, a little breath of fresh air does not hurt from time to time.

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# 17. Blue Monday or How They confuse us by trying to make us backwards.

Ahhhhh ... 3rd Monday of January ... Y seems that on this day especially, you feel like an old wet dog and lonely, it's scientifically proven, and they spoke in the newspaper TV M6. It even has a name that third Monday of January: the "Blue Monday" .



Maybe it packaging, but I actually felt the effects of the equation Dr Cliff Arnall to whom we owe the theory of Blue Monday and trivialize the people has to justify a bad mood that tends to repeat itself.
Nothing better than an evening watching a movie cocoon. Just Arte broadcast "Terms of Endearment" with Shirley MacLaine and Jack Nicholson. A great time cinema ...


End Film , tears in her eyes, I zap then I fall on M6 and the beginning of the show "Chief Strikes Back" , yet another cooking show presented by ... drum rolls ... Cyril Lignac!!

There was Cyril for mission-attack against a class of schoolboys commuters in full busiest time in physical and hormonal changes ... A period not necessarily well lived harmoniously for many.

The challenge of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Mater and do work (gratos) this class who are insolent p'tits shit everybody with puberty (that is, the word is pronounced).

The purpose of the mission of Cyril Lignac? Serve a meal to 25 people (students and teachers handpicked) and above but above all, feed three mouths of ministers (and finally two minstres MP): X. Darcos - Minister of Education, R. Bachelot - Minister of Health and Sports, and Mr Barnier-MEP.

course college students are trained during 15 hours of cooking (check) with Cyril for the "big night" is perfect. And these kids, they must show that the republic has values and principles to be applied daily to be a good student to have a career and being a good citizen who eats balanced. Hmmm, that does not look like propaganda?

In this class, has back full of sebum extras are very similar to lip-dub recent UMP: the redneck whites, blacks and reubeus, big, small, thin, big, girls, boys, twins ... never wanted a disabled person and an Asian and that was almost (at least I have not scrutinized enough and the image that I missed).

short, most important thing is training. The place: the college. The class is divided into three groups that will ensure the task of realizing some of the meals served to Court of the Sun King. Cyril goes into the skin of Vatel to try to ministers with a dinner ... almost perfect. The

m essage is clear, clean, precise. Chief Lignac leads his army of sebaceous glands in the stick. The success of this mission is a life lesson for these idiots who p'tits think they know everything. Adults of the French Republic are there to straighten things a little. No, because it is at that age where we must train them to be good little soldiers who work, pay their taxes, and eat 5 fruits and vegetables per day.

method Learning is practical and straightforward. The regiment acne follows the orders of the head (respect for hierarchy), is distributed tasks (teamwork) and puts the hands on without wasting time (management-management-efficiency-yield). The teens participate in a trial run before the evening's feast government. Guinea pigs are students, teachers and college dirlo. "Vazy too much pressure and teuhon, and then who cares vazy.

Nay! Cyril Lignac is there to dot the i The first attempt, it failed to perfect and remove disruptive elements. Because in real life, he must be strong, a perfectionist, humble, effective, obey orders, meet deadlines, get yelled at like a dog without flinching to be productive and satisfying the customer, if the boss is not happy and you're fired. All this gaff by their health. Because the work is health!

To validate the training, must pass before a prestigious jury. The big night where everything is finally arrives. Teens perform repetitions and corrected. The trainer takes a hot shot to the representatives of power. The meal goes smoothly, the guests discussed the tap, smiles and compliments are based in the hubbub of noises of chewing and cutlery. It is almost like the cantoche!

A good meal always ends with a good dessert made with love and passion. Yes, because he does not forget the pretty end speech sprinkled with good feelings, which aims to reward the hard work of workers and small wax-pumps by the way-high officials of the state is so generous.

The show ends with a sweet touch to get the bitter taste of stale dish with herbs Gaullists.




It is high time to shut TV ...

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