Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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# 7. When I grow up, I do like Dad ...

How to clear a path in life when you have a super powerful daddy? So be it crashed and it is something completely different, even hide his identity to make a name in an environment totally alien to the environment in which the bulky dad, either we like him! And we expect it to have the same age to act.

You are well born? It is already a very good thing!
You have no talent? It's okay, Dad teams are here for.

The 10 stages of your ascension are:

1. Being part of the workplace that Dad, as soon as you are of legal age (usually 18 years).

2. Ask Dad to offer you a complimentary well-placed position in his company, avoiding any status pathetic and uninteresting (s), that is to say avoid internships and all that lies below the status frame / President ... You do not know what's underneath? Okay you are not concerned in any case.

3. Ask uncle, aunt, godfather, godmother you unroll the red carpet to your every whim. Because if not, watch out, Dad will not be happy (and risk them turning, even if they are part of the family, because we do not practice favoritism to the death, no no).

4. Change of look for a more credible and serious. Yes, because the look of teen "Beverly Hills-son-to-Dad" it could not pass too.

5. Wear goggles, even if you do not need. You win right away a few years of virtual studies.

6. While watching how Dad talks about. And how that move. Because if Daddy has succeeded is because it can speak and move her body. Repeat exactly the same gestures and the same words (the language fluency in French is not mandatory, ed.)

7. Never answer any questions you are asked. Always use the same answers that may apply to any question.

8. Remember to always start sentences with "Me, I ..." a great way to emphasize that the topic of conversation is you.

9. Still justify a previous experience through which you learned everything (even if this first experience, it is also Dad, grandpa , uncle, aunt , godfather and godmother you have given).

10. Ally with a rich family, just in case. Produce offspring to be sure of having a pension if the marriage does not ultimately work.


This is the kit turnkey way to success!

Daddy is the world's strongest! And two, well, it is twice as strong! Na!

CC Cancan 2009

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